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Der fik han at vide, at der var 3 m\u00e5der, hvorp\u00e5 han kunne tabe sig.En hvor han ville tabe sig 10 kg og som kostede 1.000 kr.En hvor han ville tabe sig 20 kg og som kostede 2.000 kr.Og endelig en&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-06-14T18:13:44+00:00\">juni 14, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-78 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-du-har-ringet-til category-vittigheder\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=78\" target=\"_self\" >Selvmordslinien<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Du har ringet til selvmordslinien &#8230;. kan du blive h\u00e6ngende et \u00f8jeblik? <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-06-14T18:12:17+00:00\">juni 14, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-76 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blondine category-vittigheder\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=76\" target=\"_self\" >IDK<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Blondinen: &#8211; Hvad st\u00e5r IDK forMig: &#8211; Det ved jeg ikkeBlondinen: nu har jeg sprgt folk hele dagen og der er ingen der ved det. <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-06-14T18:10:31+00:00\">juni 14, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-74 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-alle-boernene category-vittigheder\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=74\" target=\"_self\" >Niller<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Alle b\u00f8rnene riste p\u00f8lerUndtagen NillerHan ristede sin diller <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-06-14T18:07:51+00:00\">juni 14, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-72 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-fraekke category-parforhold category-vittigheder tag-fraekke\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=72\" target=\"_self\" >Glasur<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Mor og far l\u00e5 og elskede i sengen da lille karl kom ind. 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