{"id":68,"date":"2026-06-14T18:02:22","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T18:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=68"},"modified":"2026-06-14T18:02:22","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T18:02:22","slug":"storken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Storken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En far siger til s\u00f8nnen:<br>\u201cNu kommer storken med din lilles\u00f8ster\u201d<br>S\u00f8nnen svarer:\u201dDu er da en idiot, her vrimler byen med dejlige t\u00f8ser, og s\u00e5 knepper du storken!?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En far siger til s\u00f8nnen:\u201cNu kommer storken med din lilles\u00f8ster\u201dS\u00f8nnen svarer:\u201dDu er da en idiot, her vrimler byen med dejlige t\u00f8ser, og s\u00e5 knepper du storken!?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vittigheder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loeffe.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}